I FEEL FINE!

| farm | humor | semi truck | Judge | Claiming injury | point a gun | WEB SITE    This is another one from my experience in working with my farm customers.    I stopped at Joe Andersen's farm one morning and  I asked him how his day in court turned out.               Joe decided his injuries from an accident were serious enough to take the trucking company who's truck caused the accident to court.    In court, the trucking company's lawyer questioned  Joe. "At the scene of the accident, didn't you say "I fine." And now you're claiming injury?"              Joe said,  "Well, let me explain,"    No need to explain. Just answer the question." At that point, the judge interrupted and allowed me to explain.              "Thank you, Your Honor,"  I said  . "I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown  into one ditch and Bessie into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning, and I knew she was in trouble. Soon a high patrolman came up, walked over to Bessie, saw her extreme condition and shot her between the eyes to put her out of her  misery. Then he came across the road to me.          He had his gun in his hand, looked at me, and said, "Your cow was in such bad shape that I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?" Naturally I looked up, saw the gun and answered.    "I"'m fine, really, I'm fine.                 No, I'm not going to point a gun at you, because                  when you see it, you will know....     You need it.     You want it.                      We have it.                                                                 It is coming very soon because:            we care for you at Petersen Enterprise                                                           Sincerely,                             Harley Petersen